By Citizens of the Enlightened (Blue) States of America. Reported from FB.
We have had all we can take of your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country and we’re taking all the Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes: California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Ohio and all of the Northeast.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US
mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then those of us who actually use our brains.
We’re taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Citizens of the Enlightened (Blue) States of America
- Dear confederacy of dunces, from the enlightened states (standard.co.uk)